you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
Today has been the most awkward masturbatory day of my life. Possibly even more awkward than when my mom found my vibrator on Mother's Day.
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
Yeah.. I'm sorry I broke your phone. But in my defense you handed me the frying pan.
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
According to my snapchat story, I tore a fake wig off a security guard and ran away with it.
Turns out he's actually a she. Might keep dating her just to see Mom's reaction.
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
They're doing CPR to someone in the middle of Victoria's Secret. Way to block the undies, damnit!
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
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