There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
i spelled "betch" that way on purpose, don't question my abilities as a drunk texter
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
We found you naked curled up in a ball in the closet, using a gorilla suit as a blanket
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
WHAT IS MY LIFE THAT THE ONLY PERSON INTERESTED IN FUCKING ME IS MY 6TH GRADE MATH TEACHER
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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