Haven't eaten in 11 hrs. I am gonna have so much material to talk about with anorexic girls now
Seriously, I'm delusional. Idk how these models even walk on the runway
I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
i think it would be like really awesome if scientist could genetically engineer manatees to be like the size of goldfish so i could have one in my fishbowl and be like FUCK YEAH TINY MANATEE
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
Found a girl that was gonna make out with 25 people for her 25th birthday. I was like #12. Made top half!
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
After I chugged my beer the cop slapped my ass and said "atta girl" this can't be real life.
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
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