matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
So, we're in the car ready to fuck and she asks about my ex. I wave at my lap and say, "bye". She asks what I'm doing. I say, "waving goodbye to my erection"
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
she wants to wait til the kids are asleep so im just shotgunning the parents beers in the pillow fort. I love fucking babysitters
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
WHY ARE THE COPS ALWAYS AT DENNYS WHEN IMDRUNK!?
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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