Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
hey you didnt make it to our afterparty what happened?
Ran around with a boom box broke a trampoline float, had a girl lick my ear the usual
What. The. Fuck. No, you will not spank me.
That wasn't intended for you, my bad.
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
Well he told me I'd never be a wizard, and so I responded with you'll never have a big penis. After that we both just sat there and cried.
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
So I bought some random chick a shot she puked in her hands then I watched her make out with my roommate
St Patricks day needs to be raged like youve never raged before. Like youre in the desert and it starts raining beer. Like it's the day the announced the 21st amendment (which is the one that ended prohibition)
She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
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