Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
I think the recipie for awesome sauce is butter and semen
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
I have a calendar reminder for world domination today, you wouldn't happen to know anything about that would you?
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
I just added a bunch of arbitrary options to my ouija board. Ghosts can now tell me "cheddar," "the homosexual agenda," "the whole foods vegan aisle," or "viable offspring"
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
Randomize
