their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
i don't like sucking hair
Pappa wants mamma naked
Do you think Tom Brady went home tonight and changed his facebook status to "pink with lace"?
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
We officially wrote our house rules 1. We do not waste alcohol 2. Pinky promises mean something 3. Don't leave your facebook open, and if you do, don't complain 4. Never refuse cuddle or catch phrase
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
In other news, someone I've had sex with won jeopardy last night.
Dude he downed 9 shots of tequila, sang bohemian rhapsody with 3 randoms Wayne's world style, solo'd closing time, chased the hot bartender's dog all the way to main, tackled him, carried him back, hot bar tender hugged AND kissed him, then he does a jumping heel click and leaps into my car through the window. Next rounds free at the yeti. Needless to say your little brother is a tequila god.
Basically.
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
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