I want to stick my p in your. b.
please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
I'll never ask another girl to get on top again, that girl from the bar last night got on top and shit diareah all over my ball sack while she was cumming.
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
I swear to all that is holy, next time you get my mom high with your "special bake sale" I am going to put your dick in the blender.
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
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