i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
He just made his dick say "woof" and howl at me. can you pick me up?
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
I was stretching naked in the middle of my room singing "Somewhere Over the Rainbow", apparently this is what I do when I'm high and the wifi goes out
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
Decided to smoke a bowl in my closet while my parents are gone. Just sat in the closet because I couldn't remember how to get out. Started panicking cuz I thought they were gonna show up... Checked my phone. It's been 4 minutes.
I told my mom that I was just gonna go check the mail. It's been 19 hours, and I woke up in a hot tub covered in chocolate, with a text from her sayin "have fun sweetie"
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