Right on... I dropped my chapstick
I blacked out
you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
I fell asleep with all the lights and heat on in the apartment with windows open, Earth Hour is lost on people like me.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
Only at Harvard can you walk in on a bunch of stoners and expect everyone to immediately stand up, shake your hand and introduce themselves like we're at a fucking job fair
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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