i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
Acid is not a monday night drug
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
I asked if he wanted to come over and he said he was busy. Then I sent him a pic of me in the bath with the bottle of wine I already finished and all of a sudden he was free. Booty calls are too easy.
our flight took off 8 am and the bar didn't close til 5, so we decided it was a good idea to just stay out all night. Drunk logic is awesome. We were all scared we wouldn't get let onto the plane
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
i swear every fucking time i plan a party, one of our "friends" holds their shit in all week just to punch one off into the master bathroom after i pass out. it's almost like that dump you would see in a port a potty.
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
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