Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
so my pro life roomate found a used condom wrapped up in her sheets with your panties. never letting you have sex in her bed again
Worst date ever. Bro she asked when we can start having kids because her clock was ticking.
Run dude. Just run
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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