dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
hes trying to draw the periodic table on his chest with a sharpie. i'm not sure how thats going to help him on his chem final, but he keeps shouting "this is how the pros do it"
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER" and threw up
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
I didn't know how to commemorate his death, so I snorted a fat line off of his obituary. Rest in peace.
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
I just got to my parents hungover as hell. My dad could tell and said "theres only one cure for a hangover" and handed me a beer. This morning went from a 0 to 10 in an instant.
I threw up in 4 different Starbucks across the city before 9 am.
Randomize
