North Korea, Best Korea!
My brain says no but my pants say off.
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
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Now he's lighting his socks on fire
So, do you ever feel like EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS IS INVOLVED IN A MASSIVE AND INTRICATE CONSPIRACY TO COCKBLOCK YOU AT ALL COSTS?
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
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I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
Dinner at my parents is vodka, lemonade, cheese ad crackers. Why would I leave?
Also, thank you for letting me cry in your lap on the bathroom floor. I can't remember if I was clothed at that point, but if I wasn't, extra thank you.
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
i just added a shot of fireball to my iced coffee. goodbye sobriety.
Apparently 'ewww' is not the correct response to him saying he has to go to a funeral while I'm there.
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