god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
he just looked at me and whispered "these are my sea lions. my sea lions." and then went back to licking the mirror
Only your wife would write 'for deposit only' on the back of that $1500 check knowing full and well our capabilities of spending it on strippers and booze
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.
This bitch flirting at the bar needs to close her legs and open up a book. I can literally feel my IQ dropping every time she bends down to show her tits.
Jealous?
Very.
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
Jimmy johns delivers to the bar behind work. Happy vodka day!
I never realized how weird our shower smells until I cracked a shower beer and had a familiar aroma to compare it to.
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
Highlight your past hook-ups. You've been stabbed, shot at, run over, and chased down the road...no you can't bring new bar bitch over here!
Dude she has a friend!!!!
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