I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
He didnt have condoms & didnt trust himself to pull out. Thats when I knew he was a keeper. So I blew him so he knew I was a keeper too.
True romance of the 21st century.
I'm going to have to start sleeping with my keys taped to my stomach.
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
Let's get the cat blown out
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
Just told my roommate about "analvice" and she is horrified and the Sound of Music is ruined.
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
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