But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
i just realized i've been trying to levitate the potatoe chip out of her hand for the past ten minutes. i think i smoked to much.
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
There are two guys dressed like Spartans from 300 at this bar and they're making out and I needed you to know this
That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
Well I accidentally flashed a 76 year old woman, i'm in a house full of republicans and Im almost drunk enough to give the gay rights speech so i'd say this wedding reception is going great
He has a beach house and a Simba tattoo. Our wedding is next Tuesday, hope you're free.
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
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