you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
Whatever. We're stealing a penguin. Your not allowed near him... You did this to yourself.
He tipped the stripper with quarters. After that not even the waitress would talk to us. I had to move to another table to get a lapdance
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You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
Legitimately sent a work email with "Hey, you kids, get off my lawn" as the subject line.
You were so drunk that you didn't even notice when I switched out your shot of jäger for a shot of maple syrup...before or after you drank it.
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Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
I'm experimenting with sincerity
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
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