we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
I sobered up and saw I was with the fat one and you had left laughing with the hot one. You're a terrible wingman, but an excellent manipulator
My walk of shame was 2 miles of feathers flying off of me, underwear in hand, and a homeless man telling me he'd pray for me. It was gold medal worthy.
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
my poor anus
Trying not to ruin Mother's Day with the enormous hickey on my neck. Nice.
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
I supernannyed him into submission
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
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