Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
aaaannd alcoholism beats pride. it's like grown-up rock, paper, scissors
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
My vag has a bald spot. That is so middle aged. Is this my midlife crisis?
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
You realize your sleeping pills are working when you pick up your iPhone and almost bite it because you thought it was a graham cracker
He snapchatted me the wine on the ceiling this morning
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
The party bus is stocked with 5 hour energies and beer and someone handing out adderall. Best. Wedding. Ever.
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