i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
Going to a professional golf course at 2am to throw the flag poles like javelins
He told me my outfit made me look like a twelve year old then proceeded with "but you don't look like a whore"
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
according to the calendar even that i put in my phone last night, i'm supposed to fuck shit up at 11am today... i really hope i didn't miss something important
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