Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
I'm a big fan of 2 things right now: 1) Gatorade and 2) the fetal position
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
hah yeah. there was a kid puking in the bathroom and this idiot brings in a potted plant and was like "yeah he's like, not getting enough oxygen"
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
The stripper was waving you to the stage, not up on the stage. That's why you got choked out.
Dude, I puked in the stall for God knows how long. Halfway through, a kid sits down in the stall next to me and starts jacking off, i heard the porn on his phone and everything. so FYI, the middle stall is where good nights go to die
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
my nose is crying tears of wow.
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
Other than the whole stab wound in my leg thing, today was pretty good. The nurses all loved me and gave me a sandwich and juice.
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