What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
she's doing push ups on the keg. hows a girl supposed to compete with that?
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
How do I tell a friend I drunkenly broke into his house and may have lost his dog
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
Need ride home. Girls. Stolen keg. Rolling down streets. Horny girls. No condoms. Rescue needed. girls and beer in exchange for rescue and bacon?
I. Hate. You. Where are you, are said girls cute, and how did you know I bought bacon? And how does this always happen to you?
Smarter than the average bear
Never make a coconut bikini from a real coconut.
I smell like old thai food.
I hooked up with a sophomore, passed out at midnight, and apparently drunkenly peed on Nicole's wedding invitation
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
who is this
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