if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
We just passed a billboard that said to join "jerseydoesntstink.com" and literally 15 seconds later, we could smell jersey.
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all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
Do you think i can prewrite an apology on friday and leave it vague enough to just finish on sunday?
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
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Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
We lost power at midnight which freaked out my roomate and friends. The power came back on 30 minutes later. We are now at the bar having "the rapture came and we were left behind" shots
I should've realized you were drunk when you began to point at my crotch while yelling "Funland!!!"
Wearing Navy dress whites to a wedding is like having a magical panty removing device. I've never cockblocked a whole room just by existing before.
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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