just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
How did your new apartment party go last night?
I'm really happy i have a bigger bathroom to puke in.
I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
I can see why you broke up with her now... it was like having sex with a corpse.
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
he tried to give me his business card but gave me his health insurance card then realized it and offered to take me to the strip club
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
I'm just checking to make sure you don't want to go to the farmers market... This is an assumption based on the fact that you were slapped with a sandwich last night and you remained unconscious.
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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