I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
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We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
She gave me what I will now dub a "hurricane sandy". Loud, wet and sloppy BJ that made me want to stay home and complain about shit on the Internet
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
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That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
for not the first time in my life, my clothes are covered in piss and i'm standing in line waiting to buy pedialyte at a convenience store
Also, there's definitely not a non-hilarious way to ask to stick something up your butt.
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
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