and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
We need to talk about our relationship.
I just won a bet involving 10 tequila shots. You've got about 3 minutes
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
I just want to go home and eat bagel bites in my underwear
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
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