The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
My mom is getting really tired of hearing the excuse 'it's 5 oclock somewhere'
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
Just witnessed my roommate pick her nose and eat it in her sleep. Remember, you made out with that.
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
You went outside, peed in the front yard, and asked me to bring you some toilet paper.
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
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