now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
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I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
I was freaked out. No man over 50 is allowed to touch me. Ever. Unless you're Michael Bolton. Then please do.
I figured out plans for New Year's and by figuring out I mean I've got a sugar bowl of cocaine. Start at 10?
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He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
I woke up in a strange bathroom. Was I blonde when you left me last night?
we received free cupcakes at the first bar, and then I at the second bar i hooked up with a fat chick from Cincinnati on the patio.
you win some, you lose some.
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
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