We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
Penelope Cruz needs to learn American words.
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
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