how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
The guy who took my order at mcdonalds asked for my number. I think we should start fucking fast food employees, they're easy and think we're goddesses.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
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i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
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List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
IN THE MIDDLE OF HOOKING UP, HE IS CALLED AWAY ON AN "EMERGENCY". FUCK THAT, MATT'S CAR IS NOT AS URGENT AS MY THIRST.
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
The bad thing is that I bled through my bandages last night and keep finding blood around the house. It's almost like a scavenger hunt for solber me. I get to find out where drunk me went.
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