you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
I tried to force my roommate into a sink last night. And I almost won.
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
Sware then you fell into me doing a Tarzan swing thing and my margherita spilled and shattered all over this guy and sice you were on the ground you tried to pull it off by twerking on the floor lmfao
Um went out in San Francisco last night and ignored someone hitting on me. So they bit my arm. Lmfao PLEASE TELL ME THIS ISNT THE SINGLE LIFE
We fucked while The Odyssey played in the background. Homer would be proud.
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
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