Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
LIKE ALL I WANT TO CURE MY HANGOVER IS PORKROLL AND LIKE 85% OF THIS COUNTRY DOESN'T KNOW WHAT IT IS
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure