YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
of course. lets lasso hookers.
The doctor asked me what height I fell from to hurt my back.. I answered keg height
I paid some man $10 for his shirt last night cause I liked it. Explains that. Bought the jackolope head from a street vendor. Got invited to someone's hotel rooftop swimming pool which explains why I was in my bathing suit. My clothes from last night are MIA. Going over the border with no pants on is awkward. Origins of the car rim still mysterious.
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
What made this night legendary was getting pulled over for looking suspicious while wearing an iron man mask
I never actually go in the club. I get in line, hit on a chick, and convince her to come drink all she wants for free at my house.
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
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