dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
i'm at a party where swedish girls are dumping laundry detergent on each other because it glows in blacklight. this is awesome
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
he designed a suit out of pillows to protect himself when he fell.
engineering majors are such efficient drunks.
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
Confidence is key. All I had to tell him is I'm drinking a bottle of wine and eating chocolate today to celebrate that I love myself. That's how you get a Valentine, my friend.
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
2:34, make a wish! I wish I wasn't on acid at Planned Parenthood. What's yours?
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
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