A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
if she shaves her mustache, i'll let her give me head
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
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I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
If you bring me a slurpee and advil I will eat you out for like an hour.
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
Got a blowie from her in the cab on the way home. Made awkward eye contact with the cabbie who said, and I quote "Keep the mess in her mouth bro", I did so only out of respect
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But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
How did you end up breaking into that laundromat at 3am? I saw the snapchat but like..... How?
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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