Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
I just drove by a church. On the sign out front was written 'crocodile cock'. On both sides.
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
I wonder if that one guy remembers you sticking salami to his forehead when he was passed out on new years eve.
Do your friends by chance have our inflatable deer head?
Nevermind, it's in the dryer.
I was taking a bath and he burst in, sat down and started taking a shit. RIGHT BESIDE ME. My lack of privacy astounds me.
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
Some girl at the bar was showing us her chipped tooth as a pick up line.
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
You kept saying you only wanted to drink until you were sleepy. You succeeded if "sleepy" means you sleepied around with 4/6 of the guys there.
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
Randomize
