you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
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