what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
I'm watching tv and he's trying to stick a vibrator in my ass
Woke up this morning to my mom on the phone with my dad saying, "It's probably just your prostate." Reasons to move out. Go.
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
No, she isn't nearly as crazy as the girl who wanted to wear a vial of my semen as a necklace.
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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