WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
If a cop asks you "Where do you go for fun?", it's not a pick up line...especially if he just pulled you over.
Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
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I woke up with my left arm looking like it got mauled by a lion. Oo and she said someone broke her car window.
Just realized these events may be related.
I'm riding shot gun after Shawn took a dump in a happy meal box because we were making record time.
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
I have this terrible fear I might accidentally text a pic of my dick to my grandma
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
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Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
Why does everyone always assume I'm fucking their boyfriends?
You are fucking her boyfriend.
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
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