how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
There was a suspicious looking plate that suggests I may have eaten salad with gravy
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
I really resent how she stayed home and ruined my plans to watch sci-fi and masturbate.
My bra is still on the porch...I'm leaving it as a reminder to get my shit together.
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
My only positive piece of news is that my roommate is moving home for the summer, so our stress-relief sex will be much easier to get away with.
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
Y'all let us switch shirts in the middle of 200 people....why did you let me get this drunk by noon?
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