He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
me and my mom are sitting in the bank parking lot drying my beer soaked check with the heat... the whole car smells like heinekin and I'm trying to convince her I don't need a.a.
You puked in the drive thru of Taco Bell. You puked as it was being handed to me. You managed to yell out "FIRE SAUCE" in between hurls.
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
Being able to fart in her presence and not be judged is why I pay half the rent.
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
Oh my god, are you sexting me while watching the Democratic debate.
100%
Now I'll never know if it was me that got you worked up, or Bernie Sanders' social policies.
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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