whats a more ladylike way to say "fuck me on your lunch break"?
He told me they were just razor bumps!
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
Just got escorted to my 7:45 class by an old woman because I was too hungover to not realize I was four floors too high.
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
I really thought I'd be the only alcoholic drinking alone in my car at noon in the Lowe's parking lot. Passed out dude in the car next to me begs to differ.
Dude I'm at a Marijuana dispensary party. They are giving away BAGS of edibles
How do you keep ending up in these situations?
My dad is their accountant
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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