she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
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Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
At least I tried to be smart when I brought the alarm clock into the bathroom just in case I fell asleep.
Just got offered to exchange moonshine for manscaping services by a gay guy. I'm gonna have the smoothest back in St. Louis county.
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
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i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
There are far too many naked dudes in your apartment, and they aren't even watching porn. I mean seriously, they've got the Lion King on.
I'm over here trying to figure out how to get shake shack delivered to my bed and Jamie is having a child
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
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