I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
my boobs just fell out on the dance floor. my wedding is totally beating your wedding
Just farted in public and tried to sniff it all up before anyone noticed...do you think that actually works?
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
this isnt the person you just texted but i have her phone. she disappeared when the bacon came home and she hasn't returned since.
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
Will you please bring me a line of coke at work without asking questions?
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
Just walked into the bar to find a guy in a Boba Fett helmet leaning casually against the wall, texting. This night just got real.
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
I need you to teach me how to be roommates with somebody I'm not fucking.
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