There is only so much cookie dough and masturbating I can handle in one night.
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
Drinking with birthday clown in the backyard shed at a 5 year olds birthday party at 12 in the afternoon. My life doesn't need any adjustments
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
All these girls I talk to are like I've never had a hangover and I'm like you don't drink right here let me show you
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
He literally took a shit in my bathroom and then broke up with me.
We were having sex and my nose just started pouring blood. He reached down to the floor, grabbed a sock and held it to my nose. He just kept pounding away like nothing was happening.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
He stood up through the sunroof yelling "CHOCOLATE MILK BITCHESSSS!!!! YOU AIN'T WORTH SHIT NOW!!!" the sad part is he wasn't even drunk yet. I worry about him sometimes.
My roommate's overnight guest is screaming about the dog licking his asshole. I need a new place to live.
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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