Jennifer and I just ate like 4 jello shots w/ a guy dressed as inspector gadget. We are still in the capital building btw
I love Texas.
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
It would have to be recorded, because that sex tape would be humanity's primary evidence of miracles
We should get Al Michaels to provide commentary for it.
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YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
I think this bruise on my arm is actually an impression of your face
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
Didn't want to waste the cheese dust from the white cheddar popcorn, so I gave him a handjob, followed by the most delicious blowjob ever. Win-win.
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
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4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
she hacked my macbook and downloaded an illegal version of the original pokemon red, completely nude in my computer chair. there were several levels of hornyness existing all at once
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
You ate ashes out of my bong
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
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