She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
I wish life had little blips of pornography
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
So I fucked that hot french guy last night
You do know he's the one who threw up on our table, right? You get to clean it up.
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
Oh my god, are you sexting me while watching the Democratic debate.
100%
Now I'll never know if it was me that got you worked up, or Bernie Sanders' social policies.
is it fun? or sober?
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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