Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
half the nation just spent an hour watching a balloon fly around. we are officially the dumbest fucking country.
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
Peed in a church parking lot last night. As if Jesus didnt hate me enough already.
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
I'm offering you baseball tickets and my vagina, isn't that enough?
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
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