Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
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dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
She bit a glowstick open. Apparently they burn. We bonded while she washed the chemicals out of her mouth as I did double shots of Jager.
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The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
I got an assistant at work. First task was picking me up at a strip club. I was drunk and trying explain how it was work related
So I got drunk last night and attempted to shave a landing strip on my vag. I now have a 8 lane highway on my crotch now. Just looks like a random ass square.
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
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