Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
wait, did i just see you litter out your window??
umm, i have a hybrid. it cancels out.
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
That explains waking up with one hand in the toilet and the other in the trash can
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
I've never seen the starbucks guy more terrified than when you dove out the car window after your credit card
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
I'm sorry I drunk dialed you before realizing that you were already in bed with me.
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
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