Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
Do you know what the cost code is for strip clubs? I'm filling out my company expense report right now
I just gave parenting advice and had a discussion about the distribution of wealth in america...in a bar. I'm starting to think its me and not you lol
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
Apparently HR frowns upon current employees introducing themselves to the new employee as "Hi I'm sleeping with your cousin"
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
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