using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
don't tell her this, but while we were doing it doggy style I picked up my phone and changed my status to "who let the dogs out"
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
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And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
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Eating pizza in the bath tub while watching a romantic comedy alone. I reached a new level of single.
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
I woke up with a treasure map drawn on my ass. Whattt.
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
I should have known it wouldn’t work. Someone saved in her phone as “Subway Sex” called the week before the wedding
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