i just had a dream that i could control how black Will Smith was with a remote.i need to stop sleeping with the TV on
What's everyones problem with my costume?!
It looks like a unicorn came on your face.
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
She tried to sleep on the front steps of her salon so she wouldn't be late for work and these people put her in a cab to my house. She is nothing if not responsible. Can u imagine her boss finding her there this morning?
Employee of the year! :)
That bitch makes my crazy look like a walk in the park with cotton candy
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
so "excuse the stench" wasn't the correct thing to say when your boyfriend's parents walk in on you shitting. Live and learn
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
You gotta do what you gotta do. Like how I gotta drive in the rain to go get chicken nuggets. I just gotta.
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
Randomize
