Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
When i say that im working late and also have a paper to write before 9am tomorrow all i want u to respond is saying that ur gunna come over and sexually distract me from my responsibilities. Not a fucking frowny face.
Sorry. Im on my way.
You were sitting in the tub, clothed, squirting my KY all over yourself. You said "it's warm." then passed out.
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
Sunday is the day of rest.
As in, whatever liquor is left after last night, you have to drink the rest.
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
Getting "I couldn't find the front door so I climbed in through window" drunk seems to be a habit of yours
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
Invitations to sext will not be acknowledged until 10 a.m. EST. Thank you for your cooperation. We apologize for any inconvenience.
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
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